meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(Source: meladoodle)

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chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(Source: timberfakes)

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tastefullyoffensive:

The steaks have never been higher. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

The steaks have never been higher. [via]

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Boom.

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xombiedirge:

Family Business by Dennis Salvatier / Blog / Tumblr

Three giclee print set, signed and framed by artist. Available HERE.

Part of the “I am the Law/A Life of Crime" art show at Hero Complex Gallery / Facebook. All artwork available online, HERE.

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